Can't read my, can't read my ; No he can't read my poker face.

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start & after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Optimists are irritating. I don't really know any optimists but I'm random. So optimists are annoying. Not only are they that very sunny and bright source of everything bright and sunny, they are sinners.
Optimists-
They think the world will change for the better. They are wrong. They still think the world will change, thus they are stupid.
Stupidity is a Satanic Sin.
They are also lazy, because they are stupid and unwilling (their mind is too lazy) to learn that the world will not change.
Laziness (Sloth) is a Deadly Sin.
Thus, if you don't want to be irritating, annoying, stupid and lazy, don't look at the bright side of life (there is NONE), look at the dark side.