I've been thinking about the best method of suicide, and I decided to post them up here. There are many mainline methods, but they are stupid. People who use those methods to kill themselves are stupid, as they are torture.
Cutting yourself
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Obviously there will be physical pain. When you cut yourself, the pain not only comes from the cut itself, but also when you bleed. What kind of person likes physical pain? The truth is, no one. So cutting yourself is really stupid when it comes to this.
~~Mental - When you cut yourself in vital places like the neck or wrist, there is hardly any turning chance, so if you regret cutting yourself, or the physical pain is too unbearable, you experience mental pain, and that does not feel good.
~~Emotional - As with all slow deaths, especially those you know will take your life, you will think of your family and loved ones. When you think, you feel guilt. Everyone will. Because it is human to be proud, you will think that you are an important part of your family or a community, and guilt occurs. The guess may be correct or false, but either way, the guilt is there and with it, emotional pain, and there is nothing slower than bleeding to death or starvation, and this method involves the former.
~Rating - 0/10
This is the stupidest way of committing suicide. Don't ever do it unless you have painkiller, alot of them.
Hanging yourself
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Though physical pain is not as obvious in hanging, suffocation does bring massive amounts of discomfort, and excess discomfort may be considered pain. It's a slow process, taking about ~15seconds before you finally pass out or die from oxygen shortage, and this also means ~15seconds of pain.
~~Mental - As with the previous one, you may regret, however the chances are higher in this method. The shortage of blood going to your brain in cutting yourself may cause you to go a little insane, but in hanging, your sanity is retained, and you are fully conscious.
~~Emotional - Once again, you might think of your family and loved ones since this method is a slow one.
~Rating - 1/10
This is a little better than cutting yourself as pain is more intense in the first method. This method is still really not recommended.
Jumping off a building
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Although you may have fainted during the descent to hell, you may still feel intense pain when you hit the ground. I'm not sure though.
~~Mental - Most people are afraid of heights. So when you fall, the fear might make you pass out, removing physical pain, but that's a gamble no one should make.
~~Emotional - Many people just stare at the sky before jumping. That is stupid. If you think, you will become fearful and remorseful, and while you fall, that may happen, if you are not too busy going unconscious.
~Rating - 0/10
Jumping off a building is stupid. You mess up the floor with your guts and you may fall on someone, killing someone innocent. Besides it really messes with your mind. Before it becomes part of the concrete, that is.
I know I sound emo, but I'm not. This thing just hit me and I wrote this. lol.
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I've been thinking about the best method of suicide, and I decided to post them up here. There are many mainline methods, but they are stupid. People who use those methods to kill themselves are stupid, as they are torture.
Cutting yourself
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Obviously there will be physical pain. When you cut yourself, the pain not only comes from the cut itself, but also when you bleed. What kind of person likes physical pain? The truth is, no one. So cutting yourself is really stupid when it comes to this.
~~Mental - When you cut yourself in vital places like the neck or wrist, there is hardly any turning chance, so if you regret cutting yourself, or the physical pain is too unbearable, you experience mental pain, and that does not feel good.
~~Emotional - As with all slow deaths, especially those you know will take your life, you will think of your family and loved ones. When you think, you feel guilt. Everyone will. Because it is human to be proud, you will think that you are an important part of your family or a community, and guilt occurs. The guess may be correct or false, but either way, the guilt is there and with it, emotional pain, and there is nothing slower than bleeding to death or starvation, and this method involves the former.
~Rating - 0/10
This is the stupidest way of committing suicide. Don't ever do it unless you have painkiller, alot of them.
Hanging yourself
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Though physical pain is not as obvious in hanging, suffocation does bring massive amounts of discomfort, and excess discomfort may be considered pain. It's a slow process, taking about ~15seconds before you finally pass out or die from oxygen shortage, and this also means ~15seconds of pain.
~~Mental - As with the previous one, you may regret, however the chances are higher in this method. The shortage of blood going to your brain in cutting yourself may cause you to go a little insane, but in hanging, your sanity is retained, and you are fully conscious.
~~Emotional - Once again, you might think of your family and loved ones since this method is a slow one.
~Rating - 1/10
This is a little better than cutting yourself as pain is more intense in the first method. This method is still really not recommended.
Jumping off a building
~The 3 pains
~~Physical - Although you may have fainted during the descent to hell, you may still feel intense pain when you hit the ground. I'm not sure though.
~~Mental - Most people are afraid of heights. So when you fall, the fear might make you pass out, removing physical pain, but that's a gamble no one should make.
~~Emotional - Many people just stare at the sky before jumping. That is stupid. If you think, you will become fearful and remorseful, and while you fall, that may happen, if you are not too busy going unconscious.
~Rating - 0/10
Jumping off a building is stupid. You mess up the floor with your guts and you may fall on someone, killing someone innocent. Besides it really messes with your mind. Before it becomes part of the concrete, that is.
I know I sound emo, but I'm not. This thing just hit me and I wrote this. lol.
5/18/2009 04:11:00 PM
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